5. No one is walking their rabid, fluffy excuse-for-a-dog without a lease (it would freeze!)
4. All the trash is covered by snow so we're not tempted to try to recycle it all.
3. Your upper lip will freeze like mine so it is either a snarl or a smile depending on perception and no one is out anyway so no need to pretend to be polite.
2. If you're thirsty or break an ankle so you must recline in a comfy snow bank, you can always eat snow.
1. Frozen road kill doesn't stink!
How's your winter exercise plan going? Happy freezing running...it's worth every step